sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

so-humorous:

One migration

so-humorous:

One migration

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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kogboyslove:

someone was gonna do it eventually XDDD
I’ll draw more tomorrow, just sleepy now @.@

kogboyslove:

someone was gonna do it eventually XDDD

I’ll draw more tomorrow, just sleepy now @.@

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rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

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inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jean-luc-gohard:

springboob-squirepants:

jean-luc-gohard:

What fucks me up about the Darren Wilson fundraiser is that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. He doesn’t have to hire a lawyer. He’s on paid leave, so he’s not losing wages. This is not covering his expenses, because…